found this gem in tyler’s favorites


Probably the best post I’ve seen in a while.

(Source: the-spooky-gatsby)

Oct 1,2014 (117,264 notes)
via sniffing (originally the-spooky-gatsby)



Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

Oct 1,2014 (407,436 notes)
via whatsacanada (originally marielovesgroban)



My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Oct 1,2014 (222,866 notes)
via refreshes (originally luxvriously)


this is still my favorite tweet of all time

(Source: lisafrankensteinocean)

Oct 1,2014 (252,109 notes)
via 420dongsquad (originally lisafrankensteinocean)


I want that slow sex. Where we’re in bed and I’m half asleep and you kiss my neck and back and you slide off my clothes slowly, waking me up with your lips on mine…….

Sep 30,2014 (12,448 notes)
via jfef (originally annoyeed)

(Source: diorpaint)

Sep 30,2014 (25,321 notes)
via perks-of-being-chinese (originally diorpaint)
Sep 30,2014 (56,018 notes)
via condommodel (originally whatafuckinfamilypicture)


filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”




(Source: partybots)

Sep 29,2014 (298,969 notes)
via perks-of-being-chinese (originally partybots)