|—||That’s the one you keep (via brittneybrightside)|
things they don’t show you in porn:
- elbowing each other in the face
- leg cramps
- accidentally pulling each other’s hair
- ass pubes
things they also don’t show in porn:
- sleepy morning sex
- mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
- sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
- your lover’s o face
so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
All I asked was how he was doing smh
To everyone who says that “mental illness aren’t that serious, and you shouldn’t miss school, because you’re probably making it up anyways”
Have you ever sat in your room shaking and staring with blurred vision at the textbooks that lie on your bed?
Have you ever felt yourself gasping for air when your math teacher tells you to answer a question on the board?
Have you ever etched words of your english assignment on your skin instead of paper?
Have you ever thought about ending it all because you have three overdue assignments plus two from tonight?
Tell the woman sitting on the brown leather couch that holds a pen in hand and has watched me pull on my hair when I begin to talk about school, how much more important English class is.
Tell the paramedics that are on a first name basis with me.
Tell my teachers who are now trained to keep an eye on one of my classmates because they’r afraid he might stab himself in the neck with a pencil if they give him too much homework.
I dare you to look me in the eye and tell me I’m faking it.
Pull up my sleeves and look at my mutilated skin and tell me I’m only doing it for attention, even though the only people who know I do this to myself are my best friend and the doctor who had to stitch up my wrists.
No, you know what?
Tell your sister to stop bleeding because she’s getting blood all over her history report.
Tell your cousin, that a C isn’t a reason to act like a fish out of water.
Tell your best friend as she they pull her out of school in a gurney to that she should get over it, and as the ambulance starts driving to the hospital don’t forget to remind her to study for her biology final.
I dare you to watch me during school, pull up my sleeves, look me in the eye and tell me that school is more important than my sanity.
|—||To everyone who says that “mental illness aren’t that serious, and you shouldn’t miss school, because you’re probably making it up anyways” (via thetalkingcigarette)|
I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl
this a lie
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this
|—||Me giving my friend relationship advice (via sexual-feelings)|
girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick
girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be taught that their thoughts and opinions matter. so many girls are taught that being smart and capable is threatening to boys and will scare them away. please don’t hit these girls with bricks thanks
i need to get something off my chest
*takes off my nipple*