|—||My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)|
I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.
who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional
the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry
My dad just came down to my room with my phone bill in his hand yelling “HOW IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?! YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!!”
Can i get an amen?