|—||me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via guy)|
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
man fuck you ash
while in history class today we were watching a movie and thIS MOTHERFUCKER CAME ONTO THE SCREEN AND I JUST
I GASPED RATHER LOUDLY AND ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY SEAT ALL THE WHILE BANGING MY HANDS ONTO MY DESK.
everyone stared at me for a really long time and my teacher just looked at me for a long second. APPARENTLY NO ONE KNOWS WHO THIS GUY IS I MEAN COME ON.
except my teacher. she came over to me at the end of class and whispered, “so i, uh, like your shoelaces.”
How to keep your man in check ;)
'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago
i don’t like your fun fact
I think you need to stop that